An addition of celebrity idiot follows:Okay, so check it out, Gwyneth Paltrow has her own website called, GOOP http://goop.com/signup.html. It is essentially a dossier on everything that is Gwyneth's "life" or rather, manufactured image. Information is relayed through "newsletters", which interested people can sign up to recieve as they are published.
Recently she penned a newsletter about her post holiday diet to lose "those few pounds of excess", and of course she recomends that her devoted readers follow it themselves with the consultaiton of a doctor. What this "diet" is is little better than the lemonade and cayenne pepper concotion that us plebians use to "detoxify", i.e. try not to eat for a period of time. Gwyneth's version is much classier of course because she's just so damn sophisticated.
It is, essentially, a week long liquid only diet. She closes this little gem of literary gold with, "I will be suffering along with you to kick-start my year a bit lighter. Good luck to us all!"
All right, this is my thing...why in the threewisemen-jesus-fuck is Gwyneth Paltrow trying to detox to lose weight? She has the trans twelve-year-old boy figure every woman in Hollywood covets. And why would she think that this is a good, or feasible practice to pass on to anyone? It might be because she's a little...retarded.
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