Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Things that don't matter, yet still have the urge to impart my opinion on

Mariah Carey's weight/size: I am so confused every time I see her. Because she's a "big" woman now, and while she isn't flabby or fat, she's quite thick. This is strange because as a performer in her early twenties she was very thin. So, how did she get "thick" without getting fat, per se? Fascinating. My guess is weight gain tempered by lipo rather than healthy diet and exercise.

That Eddie guy and LeAnn Rimes: WTF? That guy is soo hot and it isn't surprising that he's a manwhore. But he chose LeAnn Rimes? I mean she kind of looks like a dude, strong shoulders, thick dark eyebrows a little on the flat side...it's weird. I have a sneaking suspish that good old Eddie figures she's as good as any other chick more famous than him to get some publicity out of. Besides, he's getting laid too, so, win-win.

That beauty Queen being interviewed--by anyone at all: She entered a contest because she is pretty and bought her rack and has a nice figure. She tried to make money and maybe get some fame based on her looks. She lost the contest by saying something politically incorrect. End. Of. Story. Why in the world does anyone care WHAT comes out of her mouth or what she videotapes herself doing?

Lindsay Lohan: Just, : (

Rhianna using the story of being severely beaten by her boyfriend to promote her new album: Don't do that. She should have waited until the album dropped, one of the singles to top the charts and then gone on Oprah. Obviously Oprah is the only person who should have done that interview. If this seems callous, consider that her handlers scheduled her to use the story of being severely beaten by her boyfriend to promote her new album.