Monday, August 18, 2008

On eating



I like destroying it with my mouth, saliva, and stomach acid. My appetite, the destroyer! Mwah ha ha ha, mwha ha (evil laughter). One of the reasons why I like to eat crab legs so much is because I get carnal pleasure from having to work to get the meat, I love cracking open the shell; I feel like master of the universe.

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