Friday, October 17, 2008

Obsessed


I guess this was released in Sweden a while ago, and has finally been released here. This is the same chick who released a pretty cliche (and lame) pop song back in the states in the nineties, big radio hit.

This is still pop, but exactly the way it should be. Pop content, but delivered in a way that sounds original. Out of 16 songs, there are two I'm not thrilled about.

World's longest bug found in Borneo


No, that photo is not it. That's a actually a backback fashioned to look like a large beetle. The longest bug is a stick bug, and therefore, is a lot less interesting to look at. It just looks like a fallen twig.


This is the best part, it was named after the guy who had it in his posession. The name is "Phobaeticus chani". Translation: "Chan's megastick". Seriously.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Confessions of a shopaholic

This morning I get an email from J.Crew. They're adding an extra 20% off to their sale. I LOVE it when they do this. Sometimes it's 30%. I seriously go hard for these emails. The catch...it's FINAL sale. No returns, no exchanges.
Then, on a whim, I go to Forever 21, assuming that as usual they won't have anything good. But they do. This little black dress, that if it fits the way I expect it to, will knock out all of my other conservative little black dresses, off to Beacon's they'll go making some much needed room in my closet. I HAVE to have it.
I check out Charlotte Rousse and find a dress that I think will be perfect for Giovanni's birthday party at the end of the month, in it goes. I buy two tops, and the dress. Total, $79.

I go back to J.Crew. A dress I wanted, but had sold out, is available again, must have. Then a cocktail ring that I'll give to my daughter, it's so fantastic. Total with discount, $80. I check out, but right after I do, realise that I've forgotten to check their knitwear section. Find an amazing jacket, have to have it. Total with discount, $37. Then, it's off to Forever 21 for that dress. I realize that I can use a credit card I've been paying off to buy the dress. It's just a measly 23 bucks, I mean nothing, right? I decide to check jewelry to see if they have anything I can't live without, I throw in a necklace I like, but don't love for $6. Total with shipping, $42.

I am sated, and wish there was a way to block my visiting certain websites.
The clam chowder is better than I expected it to be today.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Wednesday


"No. That chick definitely does not have a slut face. I really thought this concept would be intuitive to anyone. It's all in the bone structure. The face is thrust forward, areodynamic. Dan knows. Right, Dan?"
"Right"
"Okay, does SHE have a slut face?" Dan and I together, simultaneously, "No!" I go on to explain, "All right Shane, it's like, have you ever seen a girl and thought that she would be a dirty whore in bed, but in a good way?"
"Yeah."
"Well, SHE probably had a slut face. Look, you've got your Asian slut faces, your White Trash slut faces, your Eastern Bloc slut faces..."
"Oh. Yeah. There are some slutty looking Russian girls who are damn hot."
"Exactly."
Beth sits next to me, nodding her head in approval. Then she says, "And it's like they're skinny, but in a gross sort of way."
"Yeah, like they were raised on cheetos and diet soda.", I say. Shane seems to have either finally understood, or can't stand looking at the Rachel Zoe project in the background any longer and leaves.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Tuesday night

See, I like tropical skittles better than original because the only flavor I like in the original is red.

C'mon, if there was a bag of all red skittles then you wouldn't be able to appreciate them.

Like, if we were never sad then we wouldn't know what it was to be happy?
Exactly!

*** later that night ***

They all have the same color hair!

Well, they're identical twins.

Oh, they are?

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Oh Man, it's going to be a jungle out there


It's almost five, I haven't been able to leave work early...I'm facing rush hour. Pray for me.


Controversy

Has anyone heard of the new-ish film coming out called, "Towel Head?"

Apparently it's about a young woman who is a member of an ethnic minority living with her father in TX, dealing with racial prejudice from the locals -- oh, and there's more.

This young girl also happens to be struggling with her sexuality due to the fact that her parents take a laissez-faire approach to dealing with the birds and the bees.

This morning I caught a quote from Mario Bello, who plays the girl's mother in the film, regarding its content: "Do I think there is anything wrong with a young woman fantasizing about an older man, or an older man fantasizing about a girl? No. Do I think there is something wrong with acting on it, yeah, I do."

Statutory rape is set at one age, while southern states have legal marrying ages much younger. A female teacher gets thrown in prison for having relations with her young male student, but keeps the love alive and when she gets out marries him and lives happily ever after. I just wanted to throw it out there, where are the lines drawn with sexuality in the realm of consent?

I think it's clear that due to America's puritanical roots it (sexuality) has been grossly over-simplified. Not only in gender, and age, but in every other aspect as well. I am by no means condoning sexual abuse, by the way.

I heard once about an article I never read that had to do with the negative results of the sexual revolution of the '70s. We're obsessed as a result, we think it (sex) too important. And there is another question. Why do we care so damn much whether a thought is right or wrong, good or bad? Of course because we think our thoughts naturally lead to compulsive behavior, bad thoughts = bad deeds. But where does THAT assumption come from?

In yet another article, which I started, but never finished, the author brings up a great point. There is an incredibly fine line b/n our sexual adulation of teenagers, our widely accepted sexual ideal (Lindsay Lohan circa mean girls, the Olsen Twins, Britney from '99) and what we consider the most demonistic of thoughts to stem from; Pedohpilia.